TECHNOCELIBITES

by SCOUT BACKUS

click beeeeeeep click beeeep staaaatic waaaaves welcome to *****static static***** an investigative transmission ~~~~~~~~~ # $% & the techno -------- CELIBITE community needs ''' `our Help xxxx\\\\{{{{their dedication to technocelibacy limits their  technological (and pleasurable)  ability to find their missing community member ]]]]]]] so listen in ....We Don't Bite this is ***pop song from an AM station plays**** >>>>> this isn't a truuUUUUUE crime podcast !!!!! this is. an Investiga     tive T r a n s mission 

Photos by Joey Damore

Part of Alab's 2026 Summer Festival

Written by Scout Backus

Directed by Felicia Lobo

Assistant Directed by Charli Einhorn

Produced by Riley Scott, Rutger Scott, Kyle Valentine, and Ariana Afradi

Performed by Ariana Afradi, Scout Bakus, Reuben Barsky, Jeremy Cohen, Maya Jennings, Jeffery Robb, Riley Scott, and Rutger Scott

Sound Designed by Matthew Keim

Remix by Zach Donovan

Lighting Design by Ivy Walker
Board Operated by Mathilda Nakazawa

Content warning: Discussions of child abuse, pedophilia, rape, and animal cruelty/death. Simulated masturbation, vomiting, cannibalism, and violence.